Racism: maybe not such a bad idea after all!

Before I set down to write this book, which has now morphed into a blog, I never seriously considered the possibility that I was a raciest. Undoubtedly others did, but I didn’t. In any case, putting your thoughts down on paper, or in this case the computer, always has a way of clarifying any issue that you are thinking about and it certainly came through in spades this time. I now know, without a shadow of a doubt, that I am a flaming raciest, always have been always will be! I am sure that if you went through my closet you would find a white hood in there somewhere and maybe even a noose or two.
I have come to this conclusion because everything I have believed in over the years, all my core beliefs, are in fact based on some form of racism. For example, I always have felt that we Americans were better than everyone else in the world. Still do for that matter, although we are not nearly as superior as we once were thanks to the dumbing down of America’s youth over the past 40 or 50 years by the liberals running our education system. In any case, this superiority complex certainly nails me for a raciest of the worst kind! In fact I should spend the rest of my days in a re-indoctrination camp.
But this American superiority thing is only the tip of the iceberg where my racism is concerned. I have opposed affirmative action from its inception. In this respect, I do not believe blacks who can barely read or write should be taking up a slot at Cal, or any other institution of higher learning for that matter, just because they make the campus more racially diverse or because they happen to have the potential to be the fastest tailback in history. This, of course, is an extremely raciest point of view. Back to the re-indoctrination camp (well, actually, I never left it)!
Similarly, I have always been a strong proponent of racial profiling, the more the better! In fact, if we don’t wake up soon to the fact that the radical Muslims who are out to kill us are all young males of Middle Eastern decent and not 90 year old white grandmas, we are doomed. Along these same lines, it’s not too difficult to differentiate between American citizens and the illegal’s that hang around Home Depot. Wouldn’t life be a lot simpler if we just opened our eyes and forgot the liberal clap trap that is unnecessarily complicating the lives of hard working law abiding Americans? Anyway you cut it, this is an extremely raciest point of view and I plead guilty as charged! Lock me up and throw the key away but spare me the re-indoctrination camp.
Another nail in my raciest coffin results from the fact that I have always railed against the busing of school children to diversify our public schools. Only a pure unadulterated raciest could have opposed such a grand scheme. The fact that busing turned out to be a total unmitigated disaster is beside the point, so don’t bother to bring that up. The important point is that I opposed this attempt at racial diversity and I should be given raciest points for being on the wrong side of the issue from the get go.
One more example before I get to the meat of this blog. I am adamantly opposed to our progressive system of taxation, always have been. This, as Howard Dean says, in nothing more than a redistribution of wealth scheme designed to take my money, and yours, and give it to minorities who refuse to work. My opposition to this form of thievery is, of course extremely raciest, no one could possibly argue that point!
Well, I could go on like this until the cows come home; however, by now you must be convinced, beyond a shadow of a doubt, that I am a raciest. More importantly, I hope that you might be willing to consider the possibility that a good dose of racism might be just what the doctor ordered at this point in our history.
In this respect, why is racism such a great thing for the Mexican riffraff that have invaded our country, legal and illegal alike, but not for freedom loving Americans? Why should we just have to sit back and let the illiterate La Raza pathetico Mexican Nationals systematically invade and destroy our country and everything we hold dear in it. A good dose of American racism may be the only thing that will stop this invasion.

Now, if a good dose of American racism is what we need to straighten this country out, as I believe it is, we are going to have to change the way we think about terms like racism and racial profiling. We must wake up to the fact that the liberals have used the charge of racism and racial profiling at every opportunity to shape the debate on almost any issue you can think of for the past 50 years.. The charge of racism and or racial profiling is the biggest club they have in their liberal bag of tricks.
In fact, the shakedown artists, the Reverends Jackson and Sharpton, have made career, as well as a small fortune, beatings us over the head with this racism club and it is unlikely that liberalism in general could have survived so successfully without it. The liberal press, of course, is the primary reason the communists have been able to get away with this method of crowd control. However, we conservatives share a great deal of the blame because we run for cover anytime there is the slightest suggestion that any of our policies are racist.
Things have got so bad that pedophile priests are more acceptable to the general public than is someone who believes in racial profiling. This nonsense, of course, must come to a grinding halt if we are to have any chance of surviving as anything but a third world nation with a few elites at the top and the rest of us peasants living in cardboard shacks and walking barefoot to work, if there is any work.
I hope by now that, if you have stayed with me this far, you are becoming a little more accepting and less squeamish with respect to the terms racist, racism and racial profiling. To survive in this struggle to the death with liberalism, no let’s call it what it is communism, we are going to have to change our timid and self-destructive ways and stand up for what we believe in, irrespective of what they call us.
When you stop to think about it, what difference does it make what the liberals call us? If called a racist epitaph we should consider it to be a badge of honor. Rather than hide from the truth we should wear tea shirts proclaiming our racism and Americanism! When one or both of the reverends come to town on one of their shake down ventures we should tar and feather them and ride them out of town on a rail. Whatever happened to this good old American practice?
In any case, we can start our revolution by refusing to back off from the inevitable charges of racial profiling when we insist the airport screeners spend their time looking into the backgrounds of young middle eastern males who pay cash for their airline tickets rather than harassing elderly white women whose only crime is that they want to travel on an airplane to visit their grandchildren. In this respect, these liberal fools can keep their hands off my shoes too! They can begin to treat me as a possible terrorist the first time a 73 year old white guy with little hair attempts to blow up an airplane!
We can continue our racial revolution by heading down to the nearest public school and rounding up any child that doesn’t speak English. These children and their illegal parents should be deported immediately. No hearings no nothing, just drive them to the boarder and turn them loose. The civil rights attorneys; the communists; and the press, of course, will be screaming bloody murder. Well let them scream, we need to take our country back. At the same time the illegal’s in our school are being rounded up and deported, we should make similar sweeps though the parking lots at Home Depot and deport any loiterer who appears to be of Mexican decent and does not have a drivers license or other means of identification.
You, of course, do not have to target very public school in the country or, for that matter, every Home Depot. Once the word gets out that we are serious about the enforcement of our immigration laws the problem with illegal’s will miraculously disappear, you can bet your last dollar on that! In any case, racial profiling is the key to the problem of illegal immigration just as it is one of the primary tools in our war against the Muslim extremists who are out to kill us. Actually, if you stop to think about it, with respect to illegal immigration, this new kick them out policy would be a win win situation for everyone. Americans would get their schools, prisons and hospitals back and the illegals would be able to celebrate their next Cinco de Mayo in their beloved Mexico.
Go Arizona! We are behind you all the way. God don’t you wish they had the balls to cut off the electricity to LA? 8: