Release Those Tax Records Now Mitt!

Our dear leader Barack Husain Obama is making a big deal about Mitt Romney's refusal to release his tax records for the past 30 or 40 years. I have no idea why Mr. Romney is so reluctant to comply with this simple request. Undoubtedly, his tax forms will confirm what we already know. Mr. Romney has made gobs of money over the years and has paid gobs and gobs in taxes. After all, that's what successful business men and women do, make money and pay taxes. So release those tax records Mitt, as soon as possible, and end this meaningless distraction from the real issues we face in the coming election. But here's the deal. Release them only after our first black president has agreed to release his college and law school transcripts, and not a day sooner! Why has our president refused to release his school records? That is the $64,000 question. Nope, it's not that his grades were so poor, after all grades do not mean a thing to the liberal idiots that vote for demorats like Obama, Gore, Pelosi, Reed, Boxer and the like. After all, Gore flunked out of both Law School and Divinity School and he still came within a gnat's eyelash of becoming president. Think of that Mable, how in the hell do you flunk out of Divinity School? That must take some doing! No, our community organizer America hating president has a far more sinister secret that he is trying to hide from the public and it is this. Release of his college and law school transcripts will reveal that he registered as a foreign student, probably from Kenai where he was born. Yup, that's the dirty little secret that Reverend Wright's favorite son is trying to hide from us. I'll bet my life on it.